nukes:
fake-mermaid:
mitunathehelicaptor:
“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

Clear your mind here

Where did the idea of vampires having balls actually come from? Like what started that… “I’m a bloodsucking creature of the night; I feel like dressing fabulous and going to mingle in high society!”

when i read this i thought by “balls” you meant “testicles” and i just sat here for like two minutes thinking about why vampires having testicles is peculiar to you and why it means that they hang out with the upper class

fake-mermaid:

nukes:
mangotrash:
me: i won’t get jealous
me: who…that… :+)… .…

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

queerhawkeye:

there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.

suprememoroi:

home

(Source: beau-ty-queens)

(Source: brunamuratori)

popculturesavvyangel:

charlesoberonn:
teamstarpluskid:
mewchamp:
mewchamp:
“Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?”
I’ve been waiting for this post all my life